the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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