i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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