You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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