ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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