Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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