You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Mom said you looked used
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
And then he peed in my hair
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