Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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