You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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