check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Randomize
