i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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