Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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