if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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