David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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