And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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