one two three fourrrrnication!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
