just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
you never un-have a 4some
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
