I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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