Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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