Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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