real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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