2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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