No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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