just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
ok first of all what the fuck
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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