forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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