try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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