You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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