That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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