we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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