I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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