It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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