I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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