it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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