I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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