Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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