I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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