I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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