His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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