i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
