I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
is it fun? or sober?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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