with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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