I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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