The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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