Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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