New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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