belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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