That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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