Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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