wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I made him laugh his dick is mine
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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