used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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