I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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