I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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