Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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