At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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